Thursday, December 29, 2005

Artest to the Giants?

In light of the most recent lefty-righty posts, I'm wondering whether the Giants ought to acquire Ron Artest (or Terrell Owens) to put somewhere in the outfield; that is, in the way way out field. Or are they too young for Brian Sabean and his Crue?

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

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